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Mr T (AKA John) ain't no fool. He only Buys free range. So Quit yo Jibber-jabber and go buy some free range eggs.
Quit yo Jibber-jabber! I ain't no fool. I insist on free range eggs. Eggs laid by hens that are free to roam. I don't mean they are free to Romans you fool. They are free to roam the countryside. And that means your eggs taste good.
Now once you taste these eggs you'll be back, if they weren't free range you won't be back, but those of us that did buy free range, will be back and those of us that didn't buy free range, won't be coming back. Now, I point this out, because if you don't come back, you won't be back and if you do come back, you will be back. Any questions?"
The only question you should have is - Is that egg Free Range. If it isn't put it back and get a free range one. Fool.
